| You've been in office since way back when |
| Sometimes I never want to see you again |
| And I want you to know, after all these years |
| You're still the one who brings out all my worst fears |
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| You're still the one who will take us to war |
| Still the one that makes me snore |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |
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| I listen to your **** every day |
| About how everything is A-OK |
| But in case you forgot, or were away at your ranch |
| You've made a mockery of the executive branch |
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| You're still the one who lost Osama |
| Still the one with the ugly momma |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |
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| You're still the one with the tax cut itch |
| Still the one that we need to switch |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |
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| Changing, our fire's going cold |
| We're losing all our soul 'cause of you |
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| You're still the one who read My Pet Goat |
| Still the one 'cause Florida can't vote |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |
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| You're still the one who botched Katrina |
| Still the one that's been subpoenaed |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |
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| You are still the one who outed Plame |
| Still the one that's a duck so lame |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |
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| You're still the one, yeah still the one |
| We're not having fun, 'cause you're still the one |